My full name is Premier Eurokatz Silver Cracker, and
I am a most magnificent Silver Spotted British Shorthair. I live with my pets,
my nephews, my niece, and my step daughters in a house in Berkshire, England.
Its my job to look after all the family, and one of the ways I do this is to
maintain this website. The best thing about this job is all the juicy spiders
that I get to eat when I'm prowling around the World Wide Web.
Me, my sister and our pets
I first chose my pets in 1997 when they took pity on me and my sister Snowflake. My sister decided that she was going to be a mum seeing as our pets showed no inclination towards making babies. Well, Snowflake had a wonderful litter of furry bundles - Sweep, Boris, Starlight, Cobweb and Einstein. Sweep still lives with us, but the others all left the house. Boris went to live with Jo & Jon in Surrey, Starlight lives with Emma in Rochester, Cobweb lives with Willoughby and Cima (their pet) in Birmingham and Einstein, well, Einstein is now a famous Hollywood star and appears on the television!!! He takes his pet Angie all around the world to glamorous locations for film shoots where he advertises whiskas!
We were then joined by a little golden girl from the jungle parts of the world. Her full name is Llandar Rossetta but she liked to be called Carrie (short for Caramel) and so we all had to start calling her Carrie as she stopped answering to Rosy. She is a very posh Bengal cat. My pets and I think that she is gorgeous although not silver enough for my tastes. She likes her food very much - almost as much as me. I was a little worried that she would like her food too much and be greedy but this wasn't the case.
More babies
Well, after the babies had left, Snowflake decided that she wanted to be a mum again and so off she went to her boyfriends house and came back grumpy as usual (huh girls!). So I chased her around a bit and ate her dinner to teach her a lesson!!! A few weeks later, she had some more babies! Snowdrop, Snowshoes, Sherbert and Snowstorm. But, it was a very sad time because Snowflake died in childbirth, I cried for weeks and my pets couldn't stop crying either, it was all very upsetting. It wasn't all bad because Kahn is a very organised pussy cat and although he was upset by losing his wife, he sent his sister to come and stay with us to take charge of the babies. Sweep took quite a shine to Karrie Silver (as she liked to be called) and the babies were all fine. Although as my pets were so sad, they decided that Snowdrop and Snowshoes had to stay here with us and they said ok. Storm went to live with some distant cousins and their pets Kev and Lyn and Sherbie went to live with big brother Boris to keep a close eye on Jon & Jo
Well, after all the hustle and bustle had died down, I went on a scouting trip oop north (as my pets put it) to try and find a new friend and I bumped into a lovely family of pussycats in Durham. I got very friendly with a nice lady pet there and she asked me if I could take care of a baby girl and bring her up in the Cracker way. Of course I accepted and Poppy came to live with us. She is a very energetic girl and although she has settled down a little and had 3 wonderful litters of kittens of her own, she still winds me up on purpose occasionally. I find the best course of action is to sit on her til she shuts up!
My grandchildren
Carrie and Sweep are now proud parents of 6 glorious kittens, they are Rasputin (Ras), Shadow and Gem from the first litter, and Coco, Minty and Caramel from the second. They are lots bigger than Snowflakes babies. I'm wondering what Carrie feeds them on, I think perhaps I should try it. Gem now lives with her step brother - also called Ras down the road. Shadow and Ras have taken pets in Bromley and live in a really tall house that they can run up and down like lunatics. Minty lives in Walton on thames which is just a short run from here, Caramel went to live in Basildon, and Coco has gone all the way to Bristol, which is way too far for my poor old paws to run - so he'll have to come here to visit!!!
Sweep has had 3 litters of babies with Poppy - Monty, Willow, Rupe, Barnaby and Smudge from the first litter. These grew up to be fine upstanding pussy cats - apart from Rupe who poos on the bed! and have gone off to tame pets of their own. Smudge has grown up to be very responsible and decided she wanted babies so she went to live with some friends who had taken over their pets house in Wales, they have their own website that you can see here The second litter - Tomas, Apricot, Bramble, Butterfly and Bracken, also grew up to be excellent kitties Butterfly and Bracken went off to live with their half Brother Coco in Bristol with their pets Tara and Neill
Poppy's last litter Emily, Angel, Indie, Buttercup & Bumble have also grown up and left home now, Buttercup and Bumble live with their good friend Brum and their pets Phil and Linda in Stevenage. Angel lives with two hooooge doggies (but they are very nice doggies) and his half sister Caramel and her friends in Essex and Indie lives quite near to him with another big doggie and two other pussy cats, so they get together every so often to discuss their pets.
Snowdrop went through a stage of wanting to be a mum and she had two wonderful babies - Daisy Daydream and Sparkler, they both have nice new pets and Daisy even has a dog to annoy - great fun!! But Snowdrop was so traumatised by the thought of having babies again she said no way to my pets!
If you want to enjoy my website in its full glory, you'll need this font and I suggest you use Microsoft Internet Explorer, or Netscape communicator 4.5 or above - I prefer Internet Explorer because it is made by Microsoft and my pets say that Microsoft own everything so they must own lots of food which can only be a good thing, can't it? The reason for all of this is that I dabble in a little Java. I have taught some Java to my pet, and he is now a Sun Certified Java Developer, but I didn't get much thanks, not even a small steak! I intend to put a few applets on the web in a little while. Applets sound a bit dodgy, but they are okay as they aren't a fruit at all - I only eat meat thank you very much - and they make things look very posh.
The pages
Obviously there's my page which is what you are reading!
There's a page all about my sister Snowflake who started Bagpuss kittens
Sweep has written a page all on his own which is about err humm naughty stuff for girl pussy cats. He also has all of the links to our friends websites
Carrie has also written a page of her own. She also helped me to write a food page for pussy cats to give to their pets
Poppy has her own page here where you can read more about her
There's a games page here where you can play a slidy tile game thing in your browser
Storm has a page full of photos of himself and his new family
Boris and Sherbie have sent me some photos of themselves and you can find them on their page here
There is one more member of my extended family and his name is Rocky and he is a proper big tiger!
Finally, I have got loads of pictures in my galleries
which you can look at here, and here and here
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